we need a humor forum.....until then

And that's why we are in the shape we are in today. We, the slient majority, just sat on our hands and let things happen. OK, you want gun related topics only, then here's one for ya. I now have my 21 year old granddaughter traveling to and from college with a double stack 9mm in her purse. Is that gun related enough?
 
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Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation, walking downtown, window shopping, and
they see a sign on a store that reads, "Suits $5.99 each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each.

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here ! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'm back to Alabama, sell 'em and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin', 'cause if
they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us".

Now, I'll talk in a slow Texas drawl so they don't know we are from Alabama."

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Texas drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.99, 100 of them there shirts at $1.99, 50 pairs of them trousers at $2.39.
I'll back up my pickup and..."

"The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Alabama, ain't ya?"

"Well...yeah," said Bubba surprised. "How come ya'll know that?"

"Because this is a Dry-Cleaner."
 
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