we need a humor forum.....until then

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately – like illegal immigration, hurricane recovery and alligators attacking people in Florida.
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Well ...... not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- a win-win situation.

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
And with that … three problems are solved!!

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

If not -- think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


COWS:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But now, they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


THE CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians because posting creates a hostile work environment.


Also, think about this ... if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

It is time for America to speak up!

Yep, I passed it on.
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When Wilbur created Benchrest Central and the various forums, I guess he created, for this "General Discussion" forum, the subtitle "Firearms topics not related to Benchrest." I don't see how this "humor" thread fits within that subtitle; however, Wilbur obviously let it slide. Given the loss of many former posters, I'm thinking it might be good to keep Benchrest Central to gun-related topics (which seems to be consistent with the subtitle in all the forums). What do y'all think about that?
 
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Hunter said:
When Wilbur created Benchrest Central and the various forums, I guess he created, for this "General Discussion" forum, the subtitle "Firearms topics not related to Benchrest." I don't see how this "humor" thread fits within that subtitle; however, Wilbur obviously let it slide. Given the loss of many former posters, I'm thinking it might be good to keep Benchrest Central to gun-related topics (which seems to be consistent with the subtitle in all the forums). What do y'all think about that?
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One thing to remember-Most things suffer when you take the humor away.
 
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