A retiree's thought

[Larry Elliott]

When the supervisor complains you know you're not done, otherwise just keep doing nothing. Works for me.

 

[rhaney2]

I love this thread - I wish I could contribute!

Nothing starts at noon.
I didn't finish nothing yesterday.
Scotch in the afternoon.

I love it!

Hey,i love it,think i'll try it.

 

[Doug Knowles]

Two observations

1. I can retire in 2 years, but the enconomy has tanked and is taking my 401k with it. Don't think I can retire. Ain't lookin' good.
2. Ya'll are a bunch of men who are retired with time on their hands, right? Nobody has mentioned sex. Still don't think I can retire. Ain't lookin' good.

I appoligize, but somebody had to say it. Please forgive me. Is there hope? I'm confused.
Stay safe......Doug

 

[rhaney2]

1. I can retire in 2 years, but the enconomy has tanked and is taking my 401k with it. Don't think I can retire. Ain't lookin' good.
2. Ya'll are a bunch of men who are retired with time on their hands, right? Nobody has mentioned sex. Still don't think I can retire. Ain't lookin' good.

I appoligize, but somebody had to say it. Please forgive me. Is there hope? I'm confused.
Stay safe......Doug

Sex is a 4 letter word-----none

 

[Dennis Sorensen]

In the words of the great George Burns...

"It's like shooting pool with a rope."

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[Russ Hatch]

Pulled the trigger today

Last Day on the job, now retired for the second time. Hope to get more shooting in now. Some of my guns have not been shot in so long they think that I am mad at them.
Russ

 

[Pete Wass]

Actually,

Sex is a 4 letter word-----none

It can be a six letter word, VIAGRA, like prunes it makes the Going Great!