we need a humor forum.....until then

[zippy06]

Tim, there were times I wasn't packing paper but if you found yourself in the right area you could wipe your butt with Turkey Mullen (sp). This weed had broad soft leaves that would do the job....just so you know.

Mort

Yep.

 

[cootrp3]

I have left a few pair of underwear in dove fields before.

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

 

[cootrp3]

I asked a girl at a checkout counter if they took out of state cash. She said she would have to ask the manager. True story. I guess that wasn't funny either.

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

 

[antelopedundee]

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If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and lift the seat.

 

[Hunter]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and lift the seat.

Regardless of whether you sprinkle, it would be nicer to lift the seat before tinkling.

 

[antelopedundee]

 

[antelopedundee]

Regardless of whether you sprinkle, it would be nicer to lift the seat before tinkling.

That was a sign in the men's room at a bar in a small town that my wife is from. Saw it 40 years ago.

 

[GeneT]

A sign in a local truck stop "Low manifold pressure?" - "stand closer".

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

Friend used to take weekend trips. He and his wife would fly to the UK for dinner and be back to work on Monday morning.
Mentioned seeing a note scratched on the bathroom wall above the condom dispenser.
Made and Tested in England. Someone added a note. "So was the Titanic"
Even made the SF newspaper.

 

[cootrp3]

I saw a scribble on a bathroom wall that caused me to pee on myself laughing. It said: I can understand why someone would be upset with me, but what do they have against the horse that I rode in on. ?????

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]