It was regular practice that when we went to the head (the bathroom) that we did it as a platoon. Our squad bay had an entrance to the head, and the showers, that was a little hallway off the squadbay, forming an 'L' shape. When it was time to leave the head, we stacked up at the entrance to the squad bay and received the usual spiel from the drill instructor: "When I say move, do I mean take my f***ing time, ladies?", "Do I mean stop to smell the roses?", etc, etc. We appropriately shouted, in chorus, "Sir, no sir" or "Sir, yes sir" as appropriate before being told "move!" - the command of execution. Time to haul balls.
In any case, on one of these times, I found myself all the way at the back. Sgt. Salazar was giving the usual spiel. There was no way in hell he could have seen me. Being all the way at the back, when he said "Did I say take your f***ing time?!", I silently mouthed "Sir, yes sir". Perhaps I whispered it. In any case, I couldn't here it over the shouted, proper answer. There was absolutely no way he could see or hear me. This was well before the times of ubiquitous cameras, etc. "Move!" The command was given and we all started to race to our designated spots. As I exited the hallway I was stopped with a firm palm on my chest... "S'pose I didn't hear you, huh Tem-Pole?!"... (Followed by a large puddle of my sweat on the 'classroom' floor.)
Again, I'll never know how he knew...
GsT