How can I get in contact with Scott Hunter??

How to get in contact with Scott Hunter

There are many ways to get in touch with our esteemed Gulf Coast Director. Here are a few; 1 Go into any truck stop woman's restroom and peruse the graffiti on the walls. Look under "for a bad time call..". 2 Look at the military's don't ask, don't tell, don't even consider thinking about list. 3 Log onto the Longest List of Internet Porn. He is the one listed under the heading other. 4 Go to Wichita Falls, Texas. Listen for loud screaming and cursing. Run in that direction. Above all forget about contacting North Korea, any Mexican drug cartel hit man or Hugo Chavez. They have long ago washed their hands of him. Tim
 
You must be careful about all these nasty things you say about people Tim. Have you forgotten we are in a sport with 2oz triggers? You would not want one of those things to go off by accident.

Tim: it will be fun shooting with you in 2011. I do not know of a man with a larger (no, it is not what you think) library of jokes on tap at any moment of the day. Have a great Christmas season.
 
Mike, you are correct. Arnold is hilarious. But to tell the truth, I have not seen him at a shoot in a long time. Is he still shooting?
 
Tim Oltersdorf said:
There are many ways to get in touch with our esteemed Gulf Coast Director. Here are a few; 1 Go into any truck stop woman's restroom and peruse the graffiti on the walls. Look under "for a bad time call..". 2 Look at the military's don't ask, don't tell, don't even consider thinking about list. 3 Log onto the Longest List of Internet Porn. He is the one listed under the heading other. 4 Go to Wichita Falls, Texas. Listen for loud screaming and cursing. Run in that direction. Above all forget about contacting North Korea, any Mexican drug cartel hit man or Hugo Chavez. They have long ago washed their hands of him. Tim
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Hillarious!!!
 
Chris, You are right about making fun of people. You would be surprised, however, how people will repay my teasing with goodwill. Why just recently Richard Reid sent me a brand new pair of wingtip shoes that he had made in Iran. The Taliban sent me a really heavy weight vest with a red button that I am supposed to press so it will light up with a special message on Christmas. I can tell just now by the whistling noise overhead that I am getting my annual holiday gift from Kim Jong Il air express no less. Listen, I better run. Tim
 
I give you a couple of bags of "goodwill" next time I see you Tim. In the mean time enjoy Christmas and all those who have to put up with Tim during the year.

Chris
 
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