Bah Humbug!

Tim Oltersdorf

Tim Oltersdorf

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I always get a little grumpy this time of year. I am tired of saying Merry Christmas! What I realy want to say is Merry Genocide, Have a Happy Nuclear Winter or Look, It's the Holiday Tornado and it Hit Santa's Sleigh. Instead of stocking stuffers how about a nice shiny lump of plutonium? Imagine an elaborately wrapped mason jar of nitroglycerine with do not shake written across it. They immediately shake it. That will teach them to follow directions. Anyways, I want to wish all of my fellow benchrest shooters a wonderful Christmas. Be sure not to shake any of your presents. You never know. Tim
 
Tim Oltersdorf said:
I always get a little grumpy this time of year. I am tired of saying Merry Christmas! What I realy want to say is Merry Genocide, Have a Happy Nuclear Winter or Look, It's the Holiday Tornado and it Hit Santa's Sleigh. Instead of stocking stuffers how about a nice shiny lump of plutonium? Imagine an elaborately wrapped mason jar of nitroglycerine with do not shake written across it. They immediately shake it. That will teach them to follow directions. Anyways, I want to wish all of my fellow benchrest shooters a wonderful Christmas. Be sure not to shake any of your presents. You never know. Tim
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DrTim,remember the reason for the season!

merry Christmas

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Oh, OK.

I was trying to give a satirical take on Christmas. I know and appreciate the true meaning of Christmas which is celebrating the birth of Jesus and the gathering together of family and friends. It is a bit hectic especially for Teresa my long suffering spouse. We missed the family gathering last year because of Covid and that makes this year's Christmas so special. Maybe we all can wear red and green N95 masks.
 
Chris,
Just remember at times Tim goes off his meds for a few day's. He gets reflective.
'Merry Christmas to All.
 
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