Alinwa was stupid........ he has a lathe and he broke the rules.......
Alinwa was stupid........he has a lathe and he got schooled.........
Here's what happened.
I elected to contour a barrel tonite from a long-shanked 1.350 Palma contour to a lightweight pre-63 style reverse sweep contour. DUMB, but not unsafe, yet.
I started off a liddle rocky by forgetting to disengage the DRO pickup while contouring the long barrel so I busted a 350.00 glass pickup scale, destroyed the scale and the track LOTS of material to take off, kinda' forgot where I was. Wasn't even going to be working down the length but just one teensy cleanup pass.....BOOM......But meanwhile back at the chamber end I was taking such heavy cuts that I put on some fitted mechanics gloves to protect the backs of my hands from the steel.
Rule #1 broken.....I don't wear gloves on the lathe.
I free-banged the contours, the inside-out sweep, draw-filed it all in, was kinda' happy I had the gloves on....DUMB!!
Rule #1 broken again....
So then comes rule #2 broken...... I wanted to check out a file-mark, see would it sand out easy...
I DON'T SAND BARRELS IN THE FREAKIN' LATHE!!!!!
But I DID!! Right then and there I DID.....
Ohh I din't just willy-nilly it....covered the ways all up nicely, "just gonna check them toolmarks." I've got the lathe in reverse now, spinning "away from me" over the top.....Nice and easy now......but alla' sudden I was hand on top of the spinning barrel with a 2" wide strip of sanding belt. Friggin' SANDING BELT!!! With GLOVES ON!!!!!!! ((((....."Ohhh, I'm only going 220rpm"......"My hand is open...."))))
I juust got carried away.
Now please note that this is a guy who recently bought an old Shopsmith off craigslist FOR POLISHING BARRELS and for the kids to play with the wood lathe...... we're home-schooling again so it's a chance to teach some shop safety and make some cool bowls and bats and stuff. But the Shopsmith doesn't have a chuck on it yet.....it's 30ft away and not ready yet....
So I'm touching up this barrel, in the lathe....
DUMB!!
NEXT thing I know I'm looking down at my thumb, that free thumb (open hand, remember) coming up from under the barrel,
I'm in slo-mo-mode waiting for it to pop off,
KNOWING it's gonna' pop off but HOPING it'll be clean enough to reattach, HOPING it doesn't just strip the bone......HOPING it pulls out by the roots.......stuff is snapping and crackling.....and my hand comes free.
look closely........
there's no thumb in there.
Turns out ol' fatboy was tougher than that chicom mechanix glove.
And luckier.....
I got the hand back and looked down to see a canyon around the base of me thumb with white tendons sliding back and forth inside. I closed the hand and the thumb moved.....I tucked the thumb down over a clean paper towel, wrapped the fingers around it, wrapped a rag around that, shut down the lathe and headed for the house.
Weaving some.....
I'm a religious man, and a very THANKFUL man tonite. I just got back from emergency room where they pulled everything together at one go, sewed 2/3 of the way around my thumb and MY WHOLE HAND WORKS!!!
Hallelujah
The anaesthetic is wearing off while I struggle to type and I can move everything, and feel everything in my right hand.
((((Rule #3, and this one goes 'wayyyy back. "YA' DON'T PUT YER GOOD HAND IN ya' stupid putz!!!"))))
I dunno what the stitching up job is going to cost me, that barreling job just got wikkid costly, but I consider this to be another FREE ONE.
I've still got dual opposable thumbs,
Thank God
al
Alinwa was stupid........he has a lathe and he got schooled.........
Here's what happened.
I elected to contour a barrel tonite from a long-shanked 1.350 Palma contour to a lightweight pre-63 style reverse sweep contour. DUMB, but not unsafe, yet.
I started off a liddle rocky by forgetting to disengage the DRO pickup while contouring the long barrel so I busted a 350.00 glass pickup scale, destroyed the scale and the track LOTS of material to take off, kinda' forgot where I was. Wasn't even going to be working down the length but just one teensy cleanup pass.....BOOM......But meanwhile back at the chamber end I was taking such heavy cuts that I put on some fitted mechanics gloves to protect the backs of my hands from the steel.
Rule #1 broken.....I don't wear gloves on the lathe.
I free-banged the contours, the inside-out sweep, draw-filed it all in, was kinda' happy I had the gloves on....DUMB!!
Rule #1 broken again....
So then comes rule #2 broken...... I wanted to check out a file-mark, see would it sand out easy...
I DON'T SAND BARRELS IN THE FREAKIN' LATHE!!!!!
But I DID!! Right then and there I DID.....
Ohh I din't just willy-nilly it....covered the ways all up nicely, "just gonna check them toolmarks." I've got the lathe in reverse now, spinning "away from me" over the top.....Nice and easy now......but alla' sudden I was hand on top of the spinning barrel with a 2" wide strip of sanding belt. Friggin' SANDING BELT!!! With GLOVES ON!!!!!!! ((((....."Ohhh, I'm only going 220rpm"......"My hand is open...."))))
I juust got carried away.
Now please note that this is a guy who recently bought an old Shopsmith off craigslist FOR POLISHING BARRELS and for the kids to play with the wood lathe...... we're home-schooling again so it's a chance to teach some shop safety and make some cool bowls and bats and stuff. But the Shopsmith doesn't have a chuck on it yet.....it's 30ft away and not ready yet....
So I'm touching up this barrel, in the lathe....
DUMB!!
NEXT thing I know I'm looking down at my thumb, that free thumb (open hand, remember) coming up from under the barrel,
I'm in slo-mo-mode waiting for it to pop off,
KNOWING it's gonna' pop off but HOPING it'll be clean enough to reattach, HOPING it doesn't just strip the bone......HOPING it pulls out by the roots.......stuff is snapping and crackling.....and my hand comes free.
look closely........
there's no thumb in there.
Turns out ol' fatboy was tougher than that chicom mechanix glove.
And luckier.....
I got the hand back and looked down to see a canyon around the base of me thumb with white tendons sliding back and forth inside. I closed the hand and the thumb moved.....I tucked the thumb down over a clean paper towel, wrapped the fingers around it, wrapped a rag around that, shut down the lathe and headed for the house.
Weaving some.....
I'm a religious man, and a very THANKFUL man tonite. I just got back from emergency room where they pulled everything together at one go, sewed 2/3 of the way around my thumb and MY WHOLE HAND WORKS!!!
Hallelujah
The anaesthetic is wearing off while I struggle to type and I can move everything, and feel everything in my right hand.
((((Rule #3, and this one goes 'wayyyy back. "YA' DON'T PUT YER GOOD HAND IN ya' stupid putz!!!"))))
I dunno what the stitching up job is going to cost me, that barreling job just got wikkid costly, but I consider this to be another FREE ONE.
I've still got dual opposable thumbs,
Thank God
al