On a lighter note...

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Andrew B

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I was in my back yard trying to fly a kite . . .
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds,
then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my wife is watching
from the kitchen window, muttering about how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me, 'You need a piece of tail.'
I turned with a confused look on my face and said,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'
 
Can't comment on the OP, don't relate, but here's one on the subject of relationships that got me giggling.

We're all on the computer here so's we all prolly heard of Craigslist.

We're mostly guys here so's we all prolly KNEW this guy sometime, somewhere... :D

anyways,

found in Craigslist personals:

"Muscular, Gifted Man Seeks Woman-31(Dubuque)"

"If you're reading this, you're a very lucky woman! I am an immaculate specimen of a man with rippling muscles and a very strong jawline. I have been compared numerous times to Jean-Claude Van Damme, both in musculature and in dancing abilities, once even by Jean-Claude's cousin Adelbert, who is a friend, btw.
"If you expect to receive a reply from a man such as me, I expect several full body pictures of you and ideally, a recent video, which must be in WMV format as the computer at the public library will not play QuickTime.
"You must be completely disease-free, although I have found that my immune system is far too strong for most diseases. I will furthermore need a ride to and from our trysts, as my van is presently in an incapacitated state."
 
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