interior loading trailer decorator offers his sevices
Lou, for a man of your refined tastes the interior of this trailer just won't do. As a (self) certified interior loading trailer decorator let me offer a few suggestions to get that restless mind of your's churning. Settle on a overall theme such as Elvis' jungle room at Graceland, The Pope's bathroom, A titty bar, Area 51; the list is endless. Then accessorize: howler monkey calls in the jungle room, Gregorian chant and electric incense mood candles in the Pope's head, A brass pole for the titty bar and lava lamps for area 51. You could, as a bonus, get Dickie my travel buddy to hang around and play an alien. He's perfect for the part. So grab the brass ring, or pole if you choose, and go for it Lou. Tim