HOF swamped by applications from the Metaverse

Tim Oltersdorf

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The benchrest hall of fame was recently swamped by virtual reality goggle wearing shooters claiming to have gained membership competing in Mark Zuckerberg's metaverse. "I piloted my autonomous flying car to the group nationals held in my back yard while drinking champagne in the back seat with 2 supermodels. There I shot zero eggs and got 1,000 HOF points. I want my HOF jacket with gold braids and The Boss embroidered on the back" stated the latest of 250 shooters to apply. Rex Reneau's objections were laughed away by newly appointed federal benchrest hall of fame czar Kamala Harris who was scheduled to visit the br hof as soon as she helps impeach Trump sometime in the future with Russia's collusion.
 
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